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I sit here in this black and gray swivel chair. The heater is on, with a noise my stomach makes when I feel hungry, but is also making a soothing blowing sound, like a giant trying to cool a bowl … Continue reading
*No dogs were harmed (or thrown out) for the making of this post.
I love you more than Sparky loves balls. I love you more than Piggy loves naps. I love you more than you love traveling. I love you more than anything else in the whole world. I love you.
1. Do not think about him – really how hard can that be? 2. Lie to myself – what husband? Who is Caleb? 3. Create a false husband – one that licks his own balls, but does cuddle when he … Continue reading