A Summary of Pythons, Packing, and Pictures

Since my keyboard went anti-type on me I made a list of things to write about and was going to take pictures too; the list was long and the pictures lacking. Caleb took me to work to ‘show me off’ (meaning: pile an 8-ft python and her four 3-ft babies on me and watch a guy at work cringe). I told the guy to get revenge on Caleb he could bring in spiders, but at the mention of such the guy almost left in fear.

(*Note: the pythons are real and are well-loved pets of a co-worker)

The next day I was making sure the dogs were washed, trimmed, and medicated (against heart worm and fleas) before I set out on the road. Sparky prefers his teeth to be messed with and Piggy’s nails are easier to clean than her teeth, but she hates both processes. Sparky flinched while I was clipping his nail and it started to bleed. I held some toilet paper on it for a while and then let him go. An hour later he comes up to me and his nail is bleeding. I rush him to the doctor, “He is bleeding to death!” They put some styptic powder on it (has pain reliever in it) and told me next time to use flour – thanks. Wait, is there going to be a next time?

Time to get rid of things we will not be keeping: plants – because there will not be space or safety to transport them; couch – because ‘it likes Florida weather;’ shower curtain – because it’s becoming holier than thou; broken dresser – seems to be a theme with us. Our neighbor will assume that since our plants are gone we have moved and other residents will introduce their stray cats to us and then notice we are leaving. We receive a good-bye note from the apartment office, not directed at us, but at the building with disturbing amounts of trash and dog shit. So excited to be leaving!

I still need to make a post about what I will be taking with me, but a free night at the Cummer Museum and Gardens sounds like a better idea and something Caleb can enjoy too. Some installations are the same and soothing in their own way, but we are in luck tonight as there is an Asian exhibit and store; works from Monet, Renoir, and Munch; and a fun crowd in the hands-on section. I get excited at familiar works by Gustave De Jonghe and Joseph DeCamp, but bummed that the gardens are closed – it is dark out though and time to go home.

"One day I am satisfied, the next day I find it all bad, still I hope that someday I will find some of them good..." - Monet

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Eight Nights Left

I decided to change my start day to February 29th; it only comes once every four years. I’ve tried to pack, but have to remember that’s the mover’s job – otherwise I could be held responsible for broken items. They did great with our last move; we only lost three glasses. I’m busy trying to make sure everything is taken care of before I leave. I don’t want to feel guilty if there are any mistakes; such as attempting to forward our mail to a stranger’s house because of a one number difference in the address.

I’m excited for this trip that might bring rain, lots of wind, maybe a flat tire, some rude drivers, suicidal squirrels, and bumpy roads. It will also bring sunshine, donuts, animals, plants, parks, smooth roads, and camping under the stars. For a week I will not have to worry about walking dogs, filling the car with lots of gas, or paying bills. I will have to worry about my dogs missing me, my husband not eating, and me trying to eat enough food.

I’ve got a list of what goes where – whether on me, the bike, or in my panniers. That will be a post before I go. I will be keeping track of what I bring, what I use, how much it weighs and other such adventure details to help those that are looking for a handy guide to get them started. Weather is a big factor in gear, then there is life’s necessity of water, some calories to keep me going, tools to keep me going faster, and cameras and notebooks to help me remember the details.

I haven’t been on here in a while. It’s not because I don’t miss it; it’s because I miss my fast internet speed. I don’t know how I ever used to manage doing college homework on this slow, small screen. This helps me realize why it’s good to grow up with less and then experience the nicer things in life. If a spoiled rich kid ever had to digress it would break their spirit. Caleb got a new pair of shoes and was reminded that shoes are supposed to come with padding – no more used shoes for that guy!

With my time away and Caleb working every four nights, I’ve had some time to do more reading. Last month’s theme was animals, travel, and outdoors. This month’s theme is sex, violence, court rooms, and World War II. I also read some childhood favorites – James and the Giant Peach, Matilda, and The Witches. February included a science-fictiony story By the Light of the Moon by Dean Koontz. People are injected with weird goo and gain special powers.

Double Vision; a story about quantum physics, two girls after the same guy, and the government out to get the little guy. Cold Mountain; a soldier skipping out on the war to get back to his lady. The Great Gatsby; a rich man throws parties to get back the love of his life and people die. The Count of Monte Cristo (Abridged Edition); a guy loses his future wife and job, suffers a lot, and then comes back for revenge. Snow Falling on Cedars; a story that taught me more about WWII from the Japanese-American point of view. The Predators; a boy’s parents die and he gets drafted into the army, lots of sex, mafia, and loss. Dead Ringer; a lawyer with a twin sister that tries to ruin her life.

More packing, more reading, more donating, more selling, more buying. The movers want everything off the walls – pictures, curtains, and everything taken down off high shelves. Then you need to have all clothes, toys, books, and dishes somewhat in their own space for more efficient packing. We will donate the old sneakers with no padding, the tire chains that don’t fit the new car (another future post), and recycle the CDs we can’t sell, and sell the college books Caleb didn’t get the chance to use.

The hardest part for me is trying to use what food we have in the cabinets, fridge, freezer without buying too many things to go with what we have. Caleb would be fine with bringing a mini-fridge, but as much as we can survive on trail mix while on the road every few days we love a heated meal. The other part is sleep. As exciting events approach my mind seems to have the incapacity to rest for too long.

I anticipate a night with stars and crickets, maybe some frogs. A night with no traffic and sirens, no cell phones or alarm clocks, no barking or neighbors screaming, no street lights or water sprinklers, and hopefully no mosquitoes – I just can’t sleep with them buzzing around the tent and making me step outside into a full-on attack of all the local fire ant hills. I will enjoy days without depressing news, demanding media, and deprived status updates.

If you have any questions about the who, what, when, where, or why of my upcoming trip just let me know and I will answer it in my next post; though it’s usually good to wait until after, probably, but there may be something I don’t think of and it will be a few weeks after Feb. 29 before I am back on the Web. And while I’m gone I hope all my fellow readers are finding the adventure in their lives, as usual. I look forward to catching up soon.

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A 2011 Mazda Tribute for Valentine’s Day

for lack of a better auto picture

Caleb has been in the mood for a new car since the day we bought our Hyundai. He wants vintage models, an off-road jeep, a truck with a large tow bed, a hybrid with great gas mileage, and a sports car. I was able to delay the process a few years and finally folded. Our car was over 100,000 miles and paid off – seems to be doomed soon to me. He searched online for a few days and made his top choices. Now it was up to me to pick the one I liked most.

We went to the Ford dealership to look at their Escape Hybrid but I didn’t like the way the seat felt or the price. We went to CarMax to test-feel some more seats and I was set on a Mazda – I missed my Mazda Protege. Caleb had to go to Cocoa Beach the next day [for 2 nights] so we decided I would drive down to Tampa [238-mile drive], sell our car to the dealership [for $4,000], and buy their only 2011 Mazda Tribute colored steel-blue [for around $23,000]. It feels good going into a dealership knowing what you want and how much you’re going to pay, but it was a nice surprise to get such a low-interest rate.

Being the only customer there on their training day – learning how to use iPad’s to show commercials, fill out surveys, and set up a warranty page to the customers – I was the center of attention while waiting for Caleb to show up and co-sign the papers – it is his job paying for it. One of the guys drew me a picture to put in my new window. I got to test drive it and drive it off the lot with 90 miles on it. After we signed the papers, Caleb and I, went to dinner at a local diner and then went our separate ways.

I smiled all the way home. I enjoy the driving height of the car. I like the auto-headlight feature, the back window wiper, the very adjustable driver seat, the tight steering, the fold-down seats, the exterior color, but wouldn’t mind getting better gas mileage – that’s another reason I ride my bicycle. I made it 50 miles before the first bug hit my windshield. The car now has over 5,000 miles on it and plenty of bugs have made their mark, but one stood out as artistic and Caleb was able to capture the moment.

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Zeichen, Teken, Märk, Signs

Sunset Blvd, CA

On Hwy 1 between Monterey and San Francisco

Fisherman's Wharf

On Hwy 101 after Willits, CA

St Augustine, FL

Lankford Hwy, New Church, VA

Jacksonville, FL

Vermont or New Hampshire

Florida State College Jacksonville

Jacksonville, FL

Key West, FL

Chickamauga Battlefield, GA

Occupy Jacksonville

A song with signs for your further enjoyment!

 

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Story Time

There once was a squirrel that lived in the very top of the tallest tree in his woods. Most trees grew mighty thick and very close to each other. These trees had lots of branches and critters of all kinds inhabited them. But this squirrel, Roamy, was the only animal on his tree, at least as high up as he. There were few branches as most had been destroyed in a storm.

Roamy came from a large family of squirrels. He only had three siblings but he grew up with his 12 cousins, six aunts, three grandparents, his mom and her best friend and her seven kids – their home had been destroyed in the storm as well. So when Roamy was old enough to move out and find such a great, quiet place he was more than excited.

He took to widening a hole that a woodpecker once used to obtain lunch. It took him a week or so and he got caught in the rain one night. He crawled down to the lower branches to hide under the leaves. When his new home was built, he took to the trees to find only the best furnishings for his place. One day he even made it as far as the beach for the whitest sand for decoration and cleaning purposes.

When the sun was high Roamy would sit on the second highest branch, to keep hidden from hawks, and watch the world above and below him. There were little red fruits that began to grow up there that didn’t seem to be found anywhere else. Roamy was cautious at first. He took a handful and went to find a test subject – a mole that threw caution to the wind and enjoyed the free treat.

Roamy was excited upon return; the rest of the berries were all his, and they were most delicious. Roamy got too carried away and soon there were but a few berries left and still months left before they would regrow, and Roamy had done nothing to ensure he had food for the winter. He hadn’t even been out of his tree in weeks. When he began to look for nuts and other berries he ran into some family.

They were so excited to see him; he couldn’t understand why, because he didn’t even want to be bothered by them. He searched in vain and found little. He thought he might hibernate through the winter; that would definitely save on food, but before he gave up entirely he went back to the sea. He searched all the empty shells and came back empty-handed. He crawled up to his branch.

Winter came and with it, the storms. Roamy kept himself entertained trying to cry in rhythm with the storms and his hunger pains. He didn’t want to look weak to his family, and they wouldn’t have gathered enough food for him anyways. When he could take it no longer he climbed down his beautiful tree and up the old bent oak, that had been there for generations, looking for a welcoming face.

What he found was disease. Two of his cousins and his grandpa had caught the swine flu from the crows that migrate to the area. They had little time left and Roamy offered to put them in his house until they fell asleep forever, if only he could have some of their rations to restore his energy. His mom came out of the den and offered him half lunch now and the other half when the job was done.

Roamy worked hard making his sick family members a comfy place to rest. He liked the idea of working for rewards and the idea of having others to help you in a time of need. He no longer wanted to live all alone and so far away from all the other critters. He would make it his mission to start befriending them and start offering his services in return for what they had to offer.

Then one day, Roamy gets a delivery. He had gotten a flight suit one year for his birthday but didn’t feel his woods were the safest place for a landing. The delivery was a train ticket to the mountains that overlooked a black-sand beach. Roamy was more than overwhelmed. He packed his little bags and stuffed some snacks in his cheeks and he was ready to go.

After Roamy’s arrival he had to wait two weeks to get to the top of the mountain. While he waited he made friends with the locals. On the day of his climb, many of his friends came out to see him fly. He soared through the sky beautifully, but had never practiced landing and soon found his tail between a rock and a hard place. The news that came after was devastating. Roamy had passed out from shock.

When he awoke he found what was left of his tail bandaged. He felt there was no way he could return to the woods and face all the other squirrels; his life would never be the same. But his friends didn’t let him pity himself. They all seemed to have their own stories. They told Roamy about life, and about how things happen, and that even when you think it’s bad, you should live until you can think no more. Because only then is your life truly over.

Roamy took their advice and began to think all the time. Finally, after a year of experiments, Roamy was able to create a tail that would allow him to steer better while flying. He created another piece that helped him to keep balance in the trees. He had blueprints for other friends and things to help them. Then he thought of his family and how they had helped him. He traveled back home to return the favor.

Roamy had been gone so long that his mom was no longer there, but there were plenty of new cousins running through the trees and his siblings now had families of their own. Roamy showed his family what he had been up to and they were very proud of him. Roamy decided to take the top of the tallest tree and turn it into the largest squirrel treehouse any critter anywhere had ever seen.

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