Author Archives: TheJessicaness

Peeing in the Rain

Posted on December 12, 2011 by TheJessicaness

    It’s raining. It has rained before. I tried to let the dogs out on their own but Piggy wouldn’t even go down the stairs. I carry her down with an umbrella and escort her under a tree. Even … Continue reading →

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Magnetic United States

Posted on December 11, 2011 by TheJessicaness

Some Americans travel to Disney World or the nearest relative for the holidays or for the weekend. Many websites claim that only 30% own a passport but when compared to Britain and Germany that get more vacation days perhaps the … Continue reading →

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Bloody Pomegranate Breakfast

Posted on December 10, 2011 by TheJessicaness

This morning started out a different way. Usually the alarm sounds, I turn it off and roll over, and then the dogs trample my kidneys until I get up; then I can take them out. This morning, the alarm was … Continue reading →

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Orange Juice and Toilet Paper

Posted on December 9, 2011 by TheJessicaness

I prefer my oranges straight from the skin or with extra pulp; and to buy my toilet paper single-ply, from 100% post-consumer recycled paper, and not individually wrapped. I am also not one to let free things go to waste. … Continue reading →

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Police Priorities

Posted on December 8, 2011 by TheJessicaness

Most people would probably say that police prioritize donut shops, but Jacksonville Police like to sit in the a/c or heat running tax dollars in empty parking lots partially blocked by trees so that they can’t see traffic violations or … Continue reading →

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