It is nice to sleep in, something I just talked about not being able to do (in a tent), but a luxury when your eyes can’t register sunrise or your body the urgency to gain miles in the desert before the heat arrives. My nose is full of dirty treasure, my ears are waxy, my lips are chapped, my shoulders and chest are rashy, my nails are clean and four broken ones clipped, my legs aren’t dirty, and my feet are sore.
We are in no rush so I lie in bed until my hunger has me choose the Red Rooster Cafe for breakfast. There are two people who don’t know each other but are sharing a table behind Caleb. It sounds like an interview at first as they talk about the railroad and religion. It’s not until the happiness of Canadians with their country comes up do they start to get heated as the man still has family there and wants to know where the lady is getting her information.
I get the rest of my biscuits and gravy, this one with potatoes and veggies, to go. I will definitely be adding peppers and onions next time. We drive to Walker Pass Campground, where it’s 80°F at 10am, in the off chance we see someone in need of a Gatorade, but since we’re not expecting anyone until tomorrow, we just as quickly leave for Ridgecrest. Rachel said she was fine with her cheap bra so we thought we’d look around.
I try on 12 so I can leave with three, figuring one will give me issues since I didn’t put them on under my pack. Sweat-wicking and quick-drying are important factors for anything going near private bits, so I thought antibacterial would be good too, but it seems to be causing the issue. I’ll take some mango-jalapeno jerky with me into a coffee shop so that I can get some writing done before they close at 2pm.
where we ended the day
Our room is ready, if we can find the right M door, on base. Caleb feels bad that I didn’t get a bath yesterday, something every hiker wants (to see how gross they are) along with as many ice-cream sandwiches as they can stomach. A maintenance guy comes by first to fix the shower rod that was reported loose by the maid earlier. With that done, I can enjoy my warm bath (tub takes a lot of the heat) and my juice box.
The hard part about being in town, even with a kitchen in your room, is wanting to eat the meals you made months ago when you have fresh and greasy options available. We are spotted by a PCT’er, class of ’85, for Caleb’s shorts, our sandals, and our attention to his dog Doja. Her boyfriend, Snoop, is at home on guard duty while we enjoy garlic waffle fries! Another guy with a dog will ask us about the trail too. I suppose we stand out.
Back in the room, I will write while Caleb does laundry, since he has to go back to the main building, and I don’t want the distraction of sitting in the lobby or going back and forth. I have trouble sleeping and am up an hour later to turn off the back patio light but I can’t find a switch for the front, so Caleb uses the breaker to put us in darkness – the body’s signal for rest.
I set up the one-person tent last night, put a rock on the stake to hold the vestibule door open, and passed out. I’ve woken to agreed-upon group alarms but have yet to set one for myself, which I suppose could be risky, but I’m far from sleeping in. Just the opposite, as I climb out of my tent with the help of my headlamp, which I have to assemble with the help of my phone light because I have yet to use it.
I’ve declined night hiking up to this point because I want to see the areas I’m walking through but as I’m recovered from yesterday and it’s too early to eat, I get to navigating the path with the glow of dead grass highlighting the edges as I step slowly because I don’t want to trip or step in a hole. Dried poop with berries in it would be the safest hazard at the moment.
I see a scattering of lights and what must be the city of Bakersfield in the distance to my left. In front of me, a graveyard of trees to mostly climb over, as I attempt to look for the path on the other side, and decide whether under or around the pile would be the better choice. This definitely slows me down and then I wonder how the others made it through this mess at the end of the day, at least it was for me.
I’ll stop for the first half of my breakfast once my headlamp is off and there’s a rock to sit on. The further from the ground I am, the easier it is to get back up, especially with a full pack (not an issue for now). A bush grabs my hose, which I’m surprised doesn’t happen more often, and I stop to stick it back in my hip belt. They come with a magnet but I don’t have the attachment, so mine gets to swing into the dirt when I put my bag down.
It’s a good thing there’s always a few drops of water left in the tip so I can give it a rinse before letting sand do the job of my toothbrush, which I don’t use as much as I should out here. The elevation is destroying what energy I thought I had. I stopped an hour later to finish my protein granola with mixed berries, this time on a log. I finally reached Robin Bird Spring, located 100 yards off trail, and am surprised to find Rachel and Trailer Park.
He’s preparing tea while she’s getting ready to break down her tent. I let them know I’m getting water and returning to the trail. They tell me the two French guys made it here last night but have already left. There’s a phone signal and they made use of it, so they went to bed even later and are struggling to get motivated this morning. I hike on, encouraged to continue by the shade of the forest.
I cross a dirt road, sign the hiker log, and skip the janky-looking bench for a more sturdy snack spot. I’ve been expecting part of my trail family to pass me the rest of the morning, so imagine my surprise when I see a skirt very happily heading my way. I nickname her One Pole and she says she hasn’t seen anyone else, except meeting Tea Time. Is it possible they were both trying to spot a bear at the same time?
She’s quickly on her way before I can pack up my stroopwafel and peanut butter wrappers. I’ll pass her taking a power nap in the shade at another road and we exchange names on our second meeting, hers is Mercury, and I’m still without a trail name. Some are super motivated and can hike alone but I push myself more when I am hiking with someone or feel that they’re waiting on me.
I’m exposed in the heat again, and I know today is cooler than the weather that’s coming, but I can’t help but feel like quitting or turning around sometimes. It’s hard to express that when all the photos are so beautiful, so some take pictures of themselves crying. Other hikers listen to music or podcasts to drown out their thoughts, but that’s just another reason I love being out here, because I don’t mind being in my head.
It’s when the passing thoughts stop that I know I’m exhausted and then my brain goes on a loop of just finding a spot to rest. I’m counting down the five miles until I see Caleb when I crest a hill and recognize the car. He was able to find a decent dirt road, after driving a few of them, that intersects with the trail. I am relieved and gladly sit in the shade with a juice box.
We wait for Rachel and then at least another half hour for Trailer Park, both of whom are just as surprised as I was to see the car so soon. They chug Gatorade, leave their packs with us, and hike back into the desert. I’m getting sores and dye stains from my bra, so I take it off while we wait an hour and a half in the shade before driving to the water cache to meet them.
I shouldn’t be surprised by how quickly they got there, but I am shocked to find out that the French guys have been here since noon, sitting in collapsible camp chairs in the full sun listening to Old Yeller talk about hugs and such since he brings beer and fresh fruit. Also astonishing is the number of five-gallon jugs, at least 60, kept stocked by Devil Fish. I’ll sit long enough to hear some stories about Soccer Mom.
A woman came through the desert with bleeding blisters because her shoes were too small and the stores she had shopped at didn’t have her size, but a pair of mine did the trick. Old Yeller says this is the best trail magic he’s seen in his two years of sitting on the hill, because his house doesn’t get signal, but this spot does. He also brags about our freeze-dried cheesecake, so Caleb gets out another bag so that Rachel and Trailer Park can finally try some.
I’ll sit in the shade in the car while we wait for the two to resupply their bags and take them from the car. I’m ready to leave Old Yeller’s stories in the dust and go to Lake Isabella. Dinner is at Miller’s Sierra Vista and though Caleb drowns my salad in dressing, thinking it’s his, I’ll still eat most of it. I booked a room while we sat and when the call came letting me know the TV doesn’t work, I assured her it’s no problem as we won’t be using it.
I send her my driver’s license number and she replies with the code to our room. There are a few signs inside – one for the window that’s out of order, another telling you not to use a washcloth on your shoes and luggage, and the wireless info that asks you not to do anything illegal or mean. It’s a cute place, but I will shower and sleep, as I usually do after a day of hiking, driving, or adventuring; even if my legs think they’re still out on the trail.
Today marks one month on the trail. I wake up feeling worse than yesterday. I don’t want to finish my dinner so that I have the bag to make breakfast so I just get back on the ATV track and continue north. I recognize a pink floral shirt on trekking poles, like balloons on a mailbox, and say hello. Trailer Park waited, to make sure I didn’t break a leg and die alone in the desert, and let me get a headstart.
I appreciate that it seems the sun is taking its time, but contrary to popular hiker belief, the sun is still on its own schedule, regardless of where my next water source is. I’m out here without the coveted FarOut app, so Trailer Park let me know we were roughly five miles from getting the next dose of survival liquid. At that point, I take a photo of the wet rock, which could be pee, but isn’t enough for me to even bother licking at.
I figure Rachel is still out there, some five miles ahead, and didn’t leave a dying wish (as her last comment), so there must be water ahead. The trail splits and I follow it towards what looks like a group canopy, but it’s just a busted structure where a horror movie about a guy who loves splinters and small hikers could be filmed, and is possibly on private property, so back downhill to the PCT for me.
Hidden in the trees is a tadpole pond and a PVC pipe with a steady flow. I grab my filter bag and prop myself on the stump in the mud and fill it halfway twice as I chug any remaining water in my bottles and refill them. I’m debating “looking for a tree” but also wondering if a bear snatched Trailer Park while he was, as Rachel encountered one in that scenario, and lived so I could tell everyone about it.
Just then, he appears, and I’m so happy that he has made it to the water too, though no one is worried about him as he has more experience surviving these situations than I do. It’s a good thing I waited for him as the trail continues over the muddy boardwalk, not back up the hill to the busted dirt road. I know he’ll be there a while as I was making drinks and finishing them before moving on.
We are 20 miles from the next water option. With some space between us (people, trail, water), I can dig my fourth cat hole. I’m not even watched by a lizard or disturbed by a fly, but I guess all pooping in the woods is more about the view than the wildlife encounters. This is probably for the best. All that worry about water and there is a water cache on the road, with an uninspected tent and a trash bin that Trailer Park will take advantage of.
He is like the buoyant diver who can safely pick up heavy trash and deliver it from its resting spot at sea or a great hiker who hates to leave others’ trash for nature to contend with when they don’t have an option not to. I’ve seen him pick up after others in our camp and am grateful he didn’t get bitten by the litter bug as seems more common in certain areas over others. I’ll stop for a snack when my activity tracker tells me I need an extra half day of rest.
This is the same watch that thinks I’m out here on the elliptical, so it doesn’t realize stopping now isn’t an option, at least if I don’t want to be rescued (a common thought among hikers who appear physically ok, but are mentally over a section or time of day). For those who don’t know, there is no helicopter with rangers and EMTs hiding just over the next hill waiting for a hiker to get injured.
When the SOS button is pushed (it does a 20-second countdown in case the button was pushed accidentally), local rescue teams are notified, and the best vehicle to reach the last known location is deployed. This could be as quick as a few minutes, especially if teams are training in the area or it could be ten hours or more, but know that this is faster than waiting for someone to miss you.
I stop for lunch (leftovers) at 11am and find shade with flies in my face and sharp leaves on my ass and legs, which is why others bring a sit pad. This spot isn’t conducive to a nap to rest away the heat of the day but 25 minutes is better than none. I figure if I can do elevation in midday, then I can also conquer a flattish terrain. With yesterday’s dinner finished, I can have a second lunch at 2pm in the slim shade of a trailside boulder.
I keep my hat on as my hands and feet are in the sun too, but it’s nice to have my pack off and let my sweaty shirt dry some while I press myself onto a ledge. A majority of the trail seems to be at an angle so breaks are also taken with strain on my knees or ankles to hold me in limited shade. Sometimes I find a flat spot just ahead but other times I find sadness at knowing I should’ve stopped sooner.
The tiniest cloud gets blown over the sun and I appreciate the huge temperature difference, if only for a moment, as that breeze continues to blow. Back on Earth, I scare a snake from its mouse lunch. I hope it will return, but the mouse up ahead covered in ants lets me know that snakes, at least the species here, aren’t willing to eat something they left unattended.
Trailer Park and I will meet White Trash and Valentin at a large shaded intersection with their feet up after a short detour to water (which took them an hour and a half). They saw Rachel 20 minutes ago and the four of them are planning on making it to Robin Bird Spring for water and camp. I see baby quail in the bushes as the mother keeps a lookout from a high point. They are adorable, but fast and camouflaged.
There’s a sign letting hikers know we are entering private property again and to stay on the trail. I wouldn’t blame the cows for wanting to do the same with all the downed trees and random barbed wire. There is barbed goatgrass and plenty of rodent holes on the sloped path sides. I had found a place to sleep, but pressed on for the slowest hour yet. I might have made it a half mile before passing out between a rock and the trail.
Caleb is ready to dry our clothes that are still damp from hanging all night but Gert wants to surprise Caleb in the lobby at 630, so we have to wait. I wasn’t expecting balloons in front of the door and Gert was hoping to arrange them to fall in on us, but we will kick and toss the red, yellow, and three shades of blue into the room.
Lt. Sparkles and Anouska
Gert and Anouska have been inflating balloons and visiting Kohnen’s Country Bakery, a charming German shop open early, to pick up thick iced brownies to put candles in, along with plates and a banner, while half the group sleeps. Trailer Park will wake them so we can serenade the birthday boy and drink coffee to help digest the rich chocolate breakfast.
I ask the guy at the front desk if he’d like to stomp our balloons (he does seem the type), but Caleb is already taking care of the ones from the table and the pile in our room. With the first part of the festivities over, we return to chores and find the coin-operated dryer at the other end of the hotel. I’ve never seen a quarter split before but the machine won’t take it. I looked up things to do and there aren’t many options in the area.
The Tehachapi Loop is one of the seven wonders of the railroad world and was finished in 1876. It is definitely worth a visit, especially when one of the 36 freight trains, that pass through on average, is using the track. We chose to visit the Cesar E. Chavez National Monument instead and learn about a different aspect of local history.
The garden is green but the recent history here will dampen any caring person’s mood. There are handwritten accounts of kids talking about the effects on three generations of farm workers vs the government, earning a fair wage, and dealing with pesticide exposure in the 80s. Their leader was born in Arizona, served in WWII, and encouraged non-violent strikes (and a 36-day fast for himself) as a path for change towards a better future for their children.
Cesar passed in 1993 and his wife remained in their home until joining him in 2016, even as the park was established in 2012. His chain-link security fence became her privacy marker. Gert and Anouska will drive to Los Angeles to continue their vacation and we return to Lyric’s room, since he’s staying another night, to have lunch. Those hiking agreed we would start early if the afternoon temperature was 80°F or less.
Caleb drives us to Cameron Rd. where Tatyana from Australia is waiting in the sun for the Kern Regional Transit bus to drive her into town. Caleb says bye to us for a couple of days and I offer her a ride, which she gladly accepts, but she wasn’t going to ask for. The trail goes along Highway 58, so the three of us (Trailer Park, Rachel, and I) will attempt, in vain, to get a passing semi to honk their horn (like they did when we were kids).
We hit elevation and two hours later appear to be almost in the same spot in relation to the road. I have a snack, listen to the jets pass, and then continue uphill (without taking a shortcut thanks to the arrow Rachel drew in the sand). On the other side of the hills, we are met with a strong breeze, a bit aggressive, and I feel myself bracing in different directions as the path zigzags in its usual manner.
Rachel is still ahead of us, so dinner will be me and Trailer Park in the shade of a bush with pointy leaves that poke me through my clothes. I will get passed by Umi at 630 pm and then catch up to him and Trailer Park at ten miles hiked for the day. We’re on a rough ATV path and I’m done at 715, so I set up my borrowed one-person tent (that Jessi used once in a museum-like setting) and struggle to fall asleep.
I’m up early at Redwood Meadow Campground, but sadly I’m not the only one. The couple is out collecting more wood to add to their bonfire, with part of a log sticking out of it, while Site 11 is stomping branches into their fire ring. Caleb was worried that I would wake the others but these campers are motivated to keep their fires going, even during quiet hours.
I’m not the only one who’s been getting used to being ready before the sun so we’re able to leave camp as the sun crests its first hill. We drive out, with Gert and Anouska behind us, to some agreed-upon spot in the middle of the desert along the aqueduct to collect some hikers and leave others to continue on foot towards Cameron where they can hitch into Tehachapi or Mojave. Trailer Park, Rachel, and Lyric will meet us at the cars.
down to the desert
We drive further up to see Ravi, now known as Dobby, the free elf, coming down a hill as he tells us he was looking for our car. He has face paint on and a story to tell, but Josh and Seeker climb out of their shady hiding spot to greet us and enjoy soda and stroopwafles, thanks to Lt. Sparkles and Anouska. Trailer Park wants to check on a package delivery at Hikertown and Rachel is excited to return for the dogs, and both want to show us how hiker-friendly this place is.
Trailer Park negotiates forwarding his soon-to-arrive mail while I throw a volleyball for one of the five dogs on the property, this one being the most social of the group. The place looks like a town out of an old western, which provides hikers with a bed in a box, which is the cherry on top after a shower and laundry, whether by hand or machine. Hikers are an easy bunch to please.
Johnsondale Bridge
We decided on lunch at Denny’s in Tehachapi as they still serve breakfast in the afternoon and those who walked out of Hikertown did so last night and have built up an appetite. A majority of us ordered the red, white, and blue pancakes (strawberries, whipped cream, and blueberries) and Trailer Park also ordered a burger to make his meal a brunch. We have agreed to stay the night here and hike out tomorrow afternoon.
We are able to get our rooms next to each other at a hotel. Once we’re all cleaned up and clothes hand-washed, I will take Trailer Park and Rachel to Walmart to resupply. Lyric is along for chocolate milk and ice cream (even though the room has no freezer). I set a time limit for Rachel, but it’s Trailer Park, I’m going back inside for, as he’s got a small cake for Caleb’s birthday tomorrow.
Anouska near the aqueduct
Once we’re back in the rooms, I’ll wait for all the necessary repackaging so that the trash can be bagged and the packs one step closer to being ready for tomorrow before deciding on where to spend some time together that isn’t the rooms or in the busted chairs by the pool. I mention the Dog House Saloon but their patio looks like it’s in full sun, so we drive to Savannah’s Old Town Saloon.
The bartender lets us know the pool tables are open but the kitchen is not (they don’t have one), so Gert will take Anouska to P-Dubs Brew Pub so she can eat. We joined them after a few more rounds, enjoyed dinner (while they played arcade games), and instead of bowling thought we’d return to Savannah’s for darts.
dog at Hikertown
Not sure if a timing issue or maybe the owner was on the premises, but this time she was asking for IDs (to make sure we were all 21+), so we returned to the room to sing “Happy Birthday” to Soccer Mom, then had a slice of blue and white cake.
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